Origami Anvil

“We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.”

Wordless Wednesday March 12, 2008

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This is the view from my in-law’s balcony.  No wonder I love visiting them.

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Wordless Wednesday February 27, 2008

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I’m stealing GeekBetty’s idea   for a  today’s pic.  This is my new favorite accessory.

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cop cars and rainbows February 23, 2008

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I wish I had time to write a real post. It seems like whenever I have some time to write, the phone rings, a client shows up, or there’s a threat of nuclear war. Sheesh.

Anyway, a couple of days ago I posted a picture of the view from my office window. Now here’s a pic of the view from Geek Boy’s office window.

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He gets a rainbow, I get a police car. So not fair.

 

Wordless Wednesday February 20, 2008

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Because my job doesn’t already seem like a prison sentence….

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Wordless Wednesday February 7, 2008

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Maybe I should have left for work earlier this morning.

L.A. Rush Hour
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This is as close to Nature as I get on my commute.
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At least it wasn’t raining!

 

Wordless Wednesday January 30, 2008

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What a difference a day makes.

Sunday 1/27

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Monday 1/28

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Wordless Wednesday January 23, 2008

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It looks like the gloomy weather is here to stay in Los Angeles. It’s been cold and is supposed to rain the rest of the week. Maybe these pics will add a little warmth.

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Taggage!! January 23, 2008

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I’ve been tagged by geekbetty

The Rules -

  • Link to the person who tagged you and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.
  • Post the rules on your blog.
  • Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog.
  • Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking to their blogs.
  • Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1. My natural hair color is:

I don’t remember. Actually, it’s brown, but I’m not exactly sure which shade of brown. I haven’t seen it in 23 years. I’m amazed I have any hair left.

Right now, it looks like this:

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2. I love kid shows

I grew up watching all the kids shows on PBS. Geek Boy makes fun of the fact that if I happen to be channel surfing and I come across Sesame Street, I watch it.

I also like Between The Lions. Really, how cool is a show that has a segment staring Sir Gawain, but done like ‘Wayne’s World’?

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3. I love PBS

Thanks to PBS, I can do a very good British accent. :-) Before I got married, I used to watch all the British programming on the local PBS station, but now Geek Boy whines that he can’t understand the what they’re saying . Uh huh, sure. His grandfather was English. And he understands Monty Python just fine, but as soon as Masterpiece Theatre begins, he loses his mastery of the English language. GB is such a dork sometimes.

4. I used to be called The U.N.

My best friend gave me that nickname because my boyfriends were always from different countries. I just seemed to attract foreigners. I dated guys from : England, Ireland, Morocco, Iran, Russia, Romania, Spain, Brazil, Lebanon, Chile, and Argentina. My husband? He’s an L.A. baby like me. How boring. ;-)

5. I’m flexible

I’m not sure if it’s because I’m double jointed, or because my mom had me doing yoga at an early age, but I’m freakishly flexible.

6. I love Westerns

I have a weird fascination with the Old West. I used to watch old Westerns on TV with my grandfather, so I just grew up loving the genre. Some of my favorite Westerns:

Tombstone

My grandfather looked just like Sam Elliot.

Unforgiven

That has got to be the best line from that movie.

High Plains Drifter

Can you tell I like Clint Eastwood? Hey, he was hot in his day. Anyway, this movie is a western/ghost story hybrid. The trailer doesn’t do it justice.

7. I love pro wrestling

I guess this is more of my grandfather’s influence shining through. Yes, I know it’s fixed, but those guys are tremendous athletes. Plus, it’s just fun to watch.

The Undertaker is my favorite wrestler.

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I think he’s kind of hot.

Since I’m kinda new around here, I’m not going to tag anyone, but I hope you’ll try this. It’s always fun to learn about people.

 

Friday’s Feast January 19, 2008

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Appetizer

What is your favorite beverage?

Tea. I love tea. Geek Boy calls me Captain Picard because of my love of tea.

Soup

Name 3 things that are on your computer desk at home or work.

A bottle of water
I’m not too crazy about water but everyone keeps hounding me about drinking it.

My sunglasses
I’m not cool enough to wear sunglasses at night, but I am cool enough to wear them indoors.

My car keys
In case I need to make a hasty getaway…

Salad

On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being highest), how honest do you think you are?

I’d say an 8. My best friend would say I’m more like a 10—she thinks I’m brutally honest.

Main Course

If you could change the name of one city in the world, what would you rename it and why?

I can’t think of any cities I would rename.

Dessert

What stresses you out? What calms you down?

It’s more like what doesn’t stress me out. It seems like anything and everything does these days. Gardening calms me down. And shopping. :-)

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Thursday Thirteen January 18, 2008

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My office is a mess. It’s not just in disarray or a bit unorganized–it’s a danger zone. It’s the kind of mess where a St. Bernard carrying a flask of whiskey will be sent out to find you if you’ve been in here too long. There are files everywhere. It seems like my inbox and outbox have merged and have started to breed. Pretty soon there will be little neither in nor out box mutant memo babies running around. Yes, it is that bad. Still, there are a few things in here that are still visible to the naked eye, so for this week’s Thursday Thirteen we have :

13 Things in My Office That Can Be Found Without the Help of GPS

1. A Grande Triple Shot Non-Fat Vanilla Latte

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I love my coffee. My coffee habit is probably what makes me seem almost human in the morning. But do you know what a pain in the ass it is to say ‘grande triple shot non-fat vanilla latte’ when you aren’t awake? I wish I could just say ‘the usual’ and my drink would magically appear. Better yet, it would be brought to me by a barista who looks like John Cusack.

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No. It would be brought to me by John Cusack.

2. Teen Titans Action Figures

Don’t laugh. Oh, like you don’t have action figures. And no, they’re not dolls. They’re action figures.

3. An Open Can of Diet Coke

It will be found in my office at all times. As a matter of fact, I think it was written into my contract when I was hired. Besides, the latte doesn’t contain enough caffeine. I need a caffeine IV.

4. A Red Stapler

No plain black stapler for me. This stapler means business. It says ‘ This is stapled. It’s for keeps, bucko. Try to separate these sheets and I’ll cut you.’ My stapler needs anger management classes.

5. Ashes of Old Lovers

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Just kidding. It’s just a jar that says’ Ashes of Old Lovers’, not the real ashes. I flushed the real ashes.

6. My Name Plate

It’s on the left hand corner of my desk; it’s beauty unmarred by the mess surrounding it. I know–most people have one, but mine is unique. Geek Boy made it for me. Out of paper. Why? Because I’ve asked multiple times for one with my married name on it but no dice. I’ve been married for 3 years, but I guess the city wants to make sure it lasts before coughing up the 5 bucks.

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7. A Bubble Wrap Ensconced Rectangular Object

I don’t know what it is. It’s still sitting there in its wrapping. Am I curious? No. It’s from the city, for goodness sake. Unless it a check for a million dollars –or my name plate–I don’t care.

8. Two Calendars

Yes, they’re both 2008. And no, I don’t think they dates will vary from one to the other, smartass.

9. An Unopened Can of Diet Coke

Any caffeine junkie worth her salt always has a backup.

10. A Can of Flying and Crawling Insect Killer

It’s great. The can looks like those generic products from the ’80’s. It works, though. Flying and crawling insects know better than to mess with me.

11. A Thermometer

My office is always cold. Like refrigerator cold. I like to know the temperature so I can whine about it later.

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12. A Picture of Geek Boy and Me

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It was taken on our first trip to Universal Studios as a married couple. I like it.

13. A Plaque

A plaque telling the world I’ve been working at this bloody place for over 10 years. People think I keep it here because I like it. It’s here because I don’t want it at home.